1. qozxe:

    if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

    if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

    but the distance between the bed and the shower

    no

    that is not warm

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  3. sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

    sassykardashian:

    sassykardashian:

    "haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

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  4. locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried

    locksandglasses:

    reeves3:

    didgeridooyouloveme:

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    That gazebo is so fucked

    Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

    Are

    you 

    sure?

    I cried

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  5. He is taking a course on Marxist ideology.
    He says, “The only real solution is to smash the system and start again.”
    His thumb is caressing the most bourgeois copy of the communist manifesto that I have ever seen,
    He bought it at Barnes and Noble for twenty-nine U.S. American dollars and ninety-nine cents,
    Its hard cover shows a dark man with a scarved face
    Waving a gigantic red flag against a fictional smoky background.
    The matte finish is fucking gorgeous.
    He wants to be congratulated for paying Harvard sixty thousand dollars
    To teach him that the system is unfair.
    He pulls his iPhone from his imported Marino wool jacket, and leaves.

    What people can’t possibly tell from the footage on TV
    Is that the water cannon feels like getting whipped with a burning switch.
    Where I come from, they fill it with sewer water and hope that they get you in the face with your mouth open
    So that the hepatitis will keep you in bed for the next protest.
    What you can’t tell from Harvard square,
    Is that when the tear gas bursts from nowhere to everywhere all at once,
    It scrapes your insides like barbed wire, sawing at your lungs.
    Tear gas is such a benign term for it,
    If you have never breathed it in you would think it was a nostalgic experience.
    What you can’t learn at Barnes and Noble,
    Is that when they rush you, survival is to run,
    I am never as fast as when the police are chasing me.
    I know what happens to women in the holding cells down there and yet…
    We still do it.

    I inherited my communist manifesto,
    It has no cover—
    Because my mother ripped it off when she hid it in the dust jacket of “Don Quixote”
    The day before the soldiers destroyed her apartment,
    Looking for subversive propaganda.
    She burned the cover, could not bring herself to burn the pages,
    Hoped to God the soldiers couldn’t read,
    They never found it.
    So she was not killed for it, but her body bore the scars of the torture chamber,
    For wanting her children to have a better life than she did,
    Don’t talk to me about revolution.

    I know what the price of smashing the system really is, my people already tried that.
    The price of uprise is paid in blood,
    And not Harvard blood.
    The blood that ran through the streets of Santiago,
    The blood thrown alive from Argentine helicopters into the Atlantic.

    It is easy to say “revolution” from the comfort of a New England library.

    It is easy to offer flesh to the cause,
    When it is not yours to give.

    Catalina Ferro, “Manifesto” (via dialecticsof)

    I feel like people do need to remember that there is a very real, very painful, very human element to the word “revolution”.

    (via nuanced-subversion)

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  6. EVEN THE DOG HAS A HELMET OH MY GOD

    EVEN THE DOG HAS A HELMET OH MY GOD

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  7. 
>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

    >my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
    >my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
    >my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
    >my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
    >my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
    >my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
    >my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
    >my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
    >my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
    >my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
    >my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
    >my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
    >my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
    >my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
    >my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
    >my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
    >my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
    >my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
    >my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
    >my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
    >my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
    >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
    >my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
    >my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
    >my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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  8. bblackgoldd:

    I am so glad I pressed play

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  10. Lol Adam play this later

    (via yourassisminebitch)

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  11. reverseracist:

    blastortoise:

    "I wish I wasn’t white so my opinion would matter on this website…"

    *goes outside* “Wow, that’s much better”

    (via barebackinq)

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  12. basedgosh:

a national hero

    basedgosh:

    a national hero

    (via randomlovesawkward)

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  15. wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

    wallflower-punk97:

    mikkynga:

    this will never stop being funny.

    the girl dressed as the boss is the best

    is someone dressed as jesus

    (via super-natural-freak)

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